Things Younger Than John McCain.
Stunning, really. But my favorite part was a joke following “Alaska:”
A polar bear asks his Mother, ‘Mom, am I a real polar bear?”
“Yes darling, of course you are.” his mother answered.
“Are you SURE I’m a polar bear?”
“Yes dear,” his mother replied, “You are. I am, you sister is, you’re father is, [...]
Not a surprise:
Louisiana is one of the 10 worst in every category of litter and debris ranking in a new study called “The American Litter Scorecard,” authored by Washington-based government analyst Steve Spacek.
Why my lack of shock? Two reasons.
One, as a cyclist, I get a much closer view of roadsides than does a motorist. Not [...]
Hilary Clinton is to the Democratic Party as Stacy was To Wayne in Wayne’s World. The crazy ex-girlfriend:
It’s 2:31 AM. The Democratic Party is sleeping peacefully when it hears its phone buzz on the night stand. It rolls over and sees “Hillary” on the caller ID. It pauses briefly, considering pushing “END” and not dealing [...]
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