Short Jokes

These are funny.

An old favorite makes several appearances on the list:

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Along the same lines:

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Staying with the bars:

A woman asks a bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.

This one’s not really short, but it was one of my favorites:

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky.

A different type of short joke:

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Lots more at the link. Most of them offensive in one way or another. But all very funny.

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