Archive for January 14, 2010

If Pat Robertson Truly Speaks For God, I’ll Take The Devil

January 14, 2010

The victim (and many others at the link):

The blame:

“Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it,” he said on Christian Broadcasting Network’s “The 700 Club.” “They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you’ll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it’s a deal.”

Robertson ain’t the only asshole, either.

Let’s assume everything Robertson said is true. God is killing innocent children today because two centuries ago Satan helped a nation of slaves gain their freedom. Who sounds like the bad guy in that sentence?

I’ve never met God; some of those who have make me glad of it.