Kids Say The Darndest Things, Three Year Old Edition

We’re at the dinner table tonight, discussing what I think has to be the most ridiculous idea for a book or movie, ever: Eat, Pray Love. A self-infatuated spoiled rich girl dumps her family to go “find herself” by enjoying the kind of luxuries most of us could only dream about, and this is supposed to be enlightening? For real? How stupid are people? My wife hates it, too, so it’s not that I’m a misogynist. It’s that the chick in the book is a complete f-ing flake, with absolutely nothing of value to offer people who consider anyone other than themselves when they make decisions.

Anyhoo, at one point, after the wife finished describing a part of the book she found particularly ridiculous, I said “How fucking stupid.” Upon hearing that, my three year old daughter shook her finger at me and said, very authoritatively: “Dad, we don’t say stupid.”

Humbly, I apologized.

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One Comment on “Kids Say The Darndest Things, Three Year Old Edition”

  1. Susie-Q Says:

    Lol! That was great.


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